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The Trouble With Many Copywriters In General Agencies Are That They Don't Really Think In Terms Of Selling. They Have Never Written Direct-response; They Have Never Tasted Blood

H. L. Mencken Once Said That Nobody Ever Went Broke Underestimating The Taste Of The American Public. That Is Not True. I Have Come To Believe That It Pays To Make All Your Layouts Project A Feeling Of Good Taste, Provided That You Do It Unobtrusively. An Ugly Layout Suggests An Ugly Product. There Are Very Few Products Which Do Not Benefit From Being Given A First Class Ticket Through Life.

Never Use Jargon Words Like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They Are Hallmarks Of A Pretentious Ass.

I Had A Friend Who Was The King's Surgeon In England. One Day I Asked Him What Makes A Great Surgeon. He Replied, "what Distinguishes A Great Surgeon Is His Knowledge. He Knows More Than Other Surgeons. During An Operation He Finds Something Which He Wasn't Expecting, Recognizes It And Knows What To Do About It." It's The Same Thing With Advertising People. The Good Ones Know More. How Do You Get To Know More? By Reading Books About Advertising. By Picking The Brains Of People Who Know More Than You Do. From The Magic Lanterns. And From Experience.

Once Upon A Time I Was Riding On The Top Of A First Avenue Bus, When I Heard A Mythical Housewife Say To Another, "molly, My Dear, I Would Have Bought That New Brand Of Toilet Soap If Only They Hadn't Set The Body Copy In Ten Point Garamond." Don't You Believe It. What Really Decides Consumers To Buy Or Not To Buy Is The Content Of Your Advertising, Not Its Form.