Nobody Makes A Turd Like

It's Funny; It's A Real Balancing Act. In Tv, Everybody's Talking About Authenticity. In Order To Make 'dirty Jobs' Authentic, I Really Can't Be Overly Informed. The Minute I Am, I Become A Host It's A Very Tricky Business Paying A Tribute To Work, Because Tv Is Very Bad At It.

I Can Say The Willingness To Get Dirty Has Always Defined Us As An Nation, And It's A Hallmark Of Hard Work And A Hallmark Of Fun, And Dirt Is Not The Enemy.

Short-cuts Lead To Long Delays.

I Come From A Blue Collar Family, But My Personal Life Isn't. I Didn't Get The Gene That My Grandfather Had In Spades. He Was A Local Hero. Built The Church That I Went To. Built The House I Grew Up In. Steamfitter, Pipefitter, Electrician, Mechanic And Plumber. I Wanted To Do Those Things. But It Just Didn't Come Easy.

I Rarely Do Anything On The Show By Myself. I Dont Want It To Be About Me. Squatting In The Sewer In San Francisco, Its Really Hot, Were Up To Our Knees In A River Of Crap. Rats And Cockroaches Are All Over. I Would Never, Ever Walk Into That Environment, Except For The Fact That The Guy Who Does It Every Day Is Squatting Next To Me.