Nobody In College Races Home

My Touring Has Never Stopped; From The Time I Started Doing Stand-up, I've Been On The Road.

I Love Anything That Gets Me Outside Of My Own Head. I Love Music Because It's Really Just - I Tried To Play Piano As A Kid. I Was Awful. It Didn't Help, And This Is Absolutely True, That My Piano Teacher Had Arthritis. And That's Not A Good Way To Learn.

The Reason I Like Socialism Is That It's Kind Of Enforced Christianity. It's Basically Very Christian, In The Sense Of "do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You." These People Have Nothing, So You Have To Share.

I'm Not A Great Joke Writer, Which Is Odd For A Comic To Say, But I'm Not.

If You're Going To Pick A Book And You Want To Base A System Of Government Around It, Why Not 'harry Potter?'