Nobody Goes There Anymore. It's

Surprise Me! Yogi's Reply When He Was Asked By His Wife, Carmen, Where He Would Like To Be Buried

Swing At The Strikes.

Never Answer An Anonymous Letter.

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothing.