No Wonder The Teacher Knows

A Really Busy Person Never Knows How Much He Weighs.

No Man Is Smart, Except By Comparison To Those Who Know Less

Many People Would Be More Truthful Were It Not For Their Uncontrollable Desire To Talk.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.