No Woman Really Wants A

Noble Causes Have A Deplorable Effect On The Morals Of The Persons Who Espouse Them.

In The Silence I Heard Bastet, Who Had Retreated Under The Bed, Carrying On A Mumbling, Profane Monologue. (if You Ask How I Knew It Was Profane, I Presume You Have Never Owned A Cat.)

When Emotion Supersedes Reason ... Gullibility Must Follow.

Is Is Difficult To Be Angry With A Gentleman Who Pays You Compliments, Even Impertinent Compliments. Especially Impertinent Compliments.

It Is Easier To Counterfeit Old Age Than Youth.