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It's What's Known As An Origin Myth. What Happened To Me? That's No Myth.

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It's Only In Fairy Tales That Princesses Can Afford To Wait For The Handsome Prince To Save Them. In Real Life, They Have To Bust Out Of Their Own Coffins And Do The Saving Themselves.

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