No Really Sensible Person Ever

About All Some Men Accomplish In Life Is To Send A Son To Harvard.

The Little Trouble In The World That Is Not Due To Love Is Due To Friendship.

Friends Are Like A Pleasant Park Where You Wish To Go; While You May Enjoy The Flowers, You May Not Eat Them.

How Good We All Are, In Theory, To The Old; And How In Fact We Wish Them To Wander Off Like Old Dogs, Die Without Bothering Us, And Bury Themselves.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.