No Really Sensible Person Ever

At First A Woman Doesn't Want Anything But A Husband, But As Soon As Gets One, She Wants Everything Else In The World.

Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken In Public Or Printed Lies.

Most Of Us Are Either Too Think To Enjoy Eating, Or Too Fat To Enjoy Walking.

Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will Make Friends For Him.

We Must Be Truthful And Fair In The Ordinary Affairs Of Life Before We Can Be Truthful And Fair In Patriotism And Religion.