No Party Is As Bad

There Will Never Be A Time When The Old Horse Is Not Superior To Any Auto Ever Made.

This Stuff They Are Talking Here In Congress Costs The People Of The United States $44 A Page. That's Beside What It Costs To Ship It To The Asylums Where It's Read.

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.

Every Land Or Property Owner In America Would Be Tickled To Death To Pay 45 Per Cent Of His Profits, If He Didn't Have To Pay Anything If He Didn't Make It.

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.