No One Wants To Get

I Don't Care If I Ever Work In Tv Again.

Everyone Who Wants To Make It In Comedy Goes To L.a., So A Million Comedians Fight For Time On Three Stages. If You Get In There In New York, You're Working Eight Times A Night Sometimes. Who's Going To Be Funny, The Guy Who Works Once A Week, Or The Guy Working Eight Times A Night?

I Don't Do Any Jokes That Old. I Might Have Maybe One Or Two Jokes From High School That I Still Do.

Being Famous Is Great, It's Not Like Bad Or Horrible Or Anything.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.