No One Thinks That Young

History, Contrary To Popular Theories, Is Kings And Dates And Battles.

There's A Lot Of Science In It, And As Slartibartfast [in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy] Said: 'i Am A Great Fan Of Science, But I Cannot Do A Quadratic Equation.' I've Never, Ever Been Able To Do One. I Remember One Occasion At Warwick University, When Jack And Ian Were At Their Wits' End Because I Couldn't Get It. I Felt Totally Ashamed.

Most Of My Schooldays Were The Worst Day Of My Life.

There Are No Inconsistencies In The Discworld Books; Ocassionally, However, There Are Alternate Pasts.

You Do Know You Could Find Yourself Charged With Being A Dominant Species While Under The Influence Of Impulse-driven Consumerism, Don't You?