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The Government Of India Had Imprisoned Mr. Gandhi And They Had Been Sitting Outside His Cell Door Begging Him To Help Them Out Of Their Difficulties.

Don't Give Your Sons Money. Give Them Horses. Many A Good Son Has Been Ruined Through The Acquisition Of Money But No Good Son Has Been Ruined Through The Acquisition Of Horses. Unless They Fell And Broke Their Neck, Which When Taken At The Gallop Is A Very Good Death To Die.

Democracy Means That If The Doorbell Rings In The Early Hours, It Is Likely To Be The Milkman.

When You Leave Off Dreaming, The Universe Ceases To Exist.

Say What You Have To Say And The First Time You Come To A Sentence With A Grammatical Ending - Sit Down.