No One Should Have To

Grandma, Please. It’s Okay. Dad’s Doing A Great Job. I Give Him Kudos For At Least Being Calm And Rational, And Not Losing His Temper With Everyone Around Him Who Isn’t In Childbirth. And He Has Yet To Start Shooting Lighting Bolts At People. Poor Damien Still Has A Burn Scar.” – Kat

What Fools These Mortals Be. (acheron)

Cause I’m Gonna Put My Foot So Far Up Their Butts They’re Going To Burp Shoe Leather. (nick)

Don’t Worry, We’re Not Letting Her Out Of Our Sight…and After The Nick Incident, We’re Not Letting Her Out From Behind This Bar. (aimee) Yeah, Prisoners R Us. (tory)

Where Did You Learn To Ride Anyway? Disasters-r-us? (tory)