No One Knows What's Next,

I Put A Dollar In One Of Those Change Machines. Nothing Changed.

I Wanted To Get A Job As A Gynecologist, But I Couldn't Find An Opening.

Because We Were A Poor Area, The School Had A Small Budget And Was Unable To Teach The Second Half Of The Alphabet.

In Tv Today, You Can Say I Pricked My Finger, But You Can't Say It The Other Way Around.

I Recently Bought A Book Of Free Verse. For Twelve Dollars.