No One I Know Is

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.

I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I Don't Like Standing Up.

I Think Actors Go Along A Continuum From Simon Callow Down To Kind Of Ross Kemp, And I Like To Think Of Myself As The Ross Kemp Of Comedy. He's Very Good In 'east Enders' Because He Plays A Version Of Himself. I Think I Can Play A Version Of Myself - That's About All I Can Do.

I Was Really, Because I Thought It Was Extremely Excruciating When I Watched A Tape Of It, That My Husband Taped For Me And I Never Watched It Again After That.

You Don't Really See Ugly People That Are Old, Or A Bit Grotty And Smelly, In The Media. If A Martian Came Down, They Would Think We Were All Tall, Thin, Attractive And Wealthy.