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I Was This Flat-chested, Big-footed, Lanky Thing.

Howard Hawks Said He'd Like To Put Me In A Film With Cary Grant Or Humphrey Bogart. I Thought, "cary Grant-terrific! Humphrey Bogart-yucch."

No, I'm Afraid They Might Slip And Hit A Nerve And I'd End Up With One Side Of My Face Hanging Down Or Something. I'll Just Stick With This One For A While And Take My Chances. I'll Be Brave.

His (frank Sinatra) Attention Span Was Not Long, Shall We Say.

I Am Essentially A Loner.