No One Gets A Free

I Will Always Prefer A Hardback Book, But I'm Drawn To Digital Because It's So Easy To Acquire Them When I'm Having A Need-to-read Moment.

The Secret To Raising Children Is To Love Them... And Teach Them To Operate In A Way You Can Tolerate Them The Best.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

25, 30 Years Ago, That Meant Something, They Were Making Some Money. And They Were Doing All Sorts Of Comedy, Screaming At The Audience, Basically Crowd Control. And Then There Was The Whole Urban Comedy Scene.

I Think When You Dissect A Joke Too Much, You Have Ruined Whatever There Is In Comedy.