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Those To Whom His Word Was Revealed Were Always Alone In Some Remote Place, Like Moses. There Wasn't Anyone Else Around When Mohammed Got The Word Either. Mormon Joseph Smith And Christian Scientist, Mary Baker Eddy, Had Exclusive Audiences With God. We Have To Trust Them As Reporters--and You Know How Reporters Are. They'll Do Anything For A Story.

Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

Civilization Means Conforming To A Standard Of Behavior That May Not Seem Natural To Us.

Numbers Are The Most Certain Things We Have.

By The Time They're Ready To Be Thrown Away, Most Shoes Are Thoroughly Comfortable