No One - Apart From

When I Was In The Business As A Young Performer, It Was A Recognised Fact That When You Got To 60 You Were Out, Because There'd Be A New Crop Of Comics Coming Up All The Time, Every 10 Years Or So.

I Hate Mondays - I Hate That Feeling You've Got To Get Yourself Up.

The Secret To A Happy Marriage Is If You Can Be At Peace With Someone Within Four Walls, If You Are Content Because The One You Love Is Near To You, Either Upstairs Or Downstairs, Or In The Same Room, And You Feel That Warmth That You Don't Find Very Often, Then That Is What Love Is All About.

It Gets Harder Every Day To Get Out Of Bed. I Don't Feel Like It Loads Of The Time. It Is Only My Exercise Routine Which Wakes Me Up.

It's The Combination Of Marrying A Beautiful Woman Three Decades Younger And My Ipad That Keeps Me Young.