No Matter What Happens Or

You Cannot Win In A Fight Against Women, Cause Men Have A Need To Make Sense

People Are The Same Wherever You Go. And If They Weren't, They Wouldn't Laugh At The Same S**t.

Daddy Pays For The Water, Daddy Pays For The Gas, Daddy Pays For The Electricity, And If Daddy Didn't Pay For The Electricity, He'd Pay For The Candle On Your Nightstand, So You Can Study For The Big Test Tomorrow.

When You Make Drama You Are Like Picasso. Drama Is Whatever You Want It To Be.

The Thing I Try To Get Across To The Writers - And I Do A Lot Of Writing, Too - Is That When I Do Stand-up, Nothing I Talk About Is Funny. Everything Is Really Sad And Tragic And Then I Make It Funny.