No Matter How Good You

I Was Always Frightened By Taverns. They Just Seemed Like Very Unpleasant Places To Go.

The Next Time You Are Contemplating A Decision In Which You Are Debating Whether Or Not To Go For The Gusto, Ask Yourself This Important Question: "how Long Am I Going To Be Dead?" With That Perspective, You Can Now Make A Free, Fearless Choice To Do Just About Any Goddamned Sneaky Thing Your Devious Little Mind Can Think Up. Go Ahead. Have Your Fun. You're Welcome. Go On. See You In Hell.

Me Fail English? That's Unpossible.

The Thing That Makes Me Happiest About Simpsons Illustrated Are All The Drawings That We Get From Readers. I Wish We Could Print Them All. They're Really Imaginative. They Show A Lot Of Hard Work.

I Also Found Child's Play - Stuff That Was Not Considered Serious, But Goofy - Was The Stuff I Liked To Do, So I Still Do It As An Adult.