No Matter How Bad Things

You Realize You Have No Control Over How You're Perceived.

In A World Where Billions Believe Their Deity Conceived A Mortal Child With A Virgin Human, It's Stunning How Little Imagination Most People Display.

Life's Greatest Comfort Is Being Able To Look Over Your Shoulder And See People Worse Off, Waiting In Line Behind You.

I Don't Remember The Hotel Rooms Or The Airports But I Always Remember The Events.

Someday You Will Die, And Until You Know That, You're Useless To Me.