No Man Is Wise Enough

I Once Sat On The Rim Of A Mesa Above The Rio Grande For Three Days And Nights, Trying To Have A Vision. I Got Hungry And Saw God In The Form Of A Beef Pie.

Doctrines Like Christianity Or Islam Or Marxism Require Unanimity Of Belief. One Dissenter Casts Doubt On The Creed Of Millions.

So I Lived Alone. The First Thing I Did Was Take Off My Pants. Naturally.

A Giant Thirst Is A Great Joy When Quenched In Time.

The More Fantastic An Ideology Or Theology, The More Fanatic Its Adherents.