No Man Has Ever Been

When I Played Ball, I Didn't Play For Fun.

When I Began Playing The Game, Baseball Was About As Gentlemanly As A Kick In The Crotch.

The Way Those Clubs Shift Against Ted Williams, I Can't Understand How He Can Be So Stupid Not To Accept The Challenge To Him And Hit To Left Field.

I Had To Fight All My Life To Survive. They Were All Against Me, But I Beat The Bastards And Left Them In The Ditch.

Most Collisions Out On The Fields Are Needless.