No, I Don’t Wear Contacts,

So Many People Have Tried To Get Happiness And Serenity From Outside Things; It's Pretty Much Common Knowledge That Is A Road To Nowhere. I've Never Heard Anybody Say, 'fame Made Me The Complete Person I Am.' Well, I'm Sure People Have Said It, But Nobody I Respect.

You Know You’re Really Famous When There’s Rumors About You Being Gay.

I Take Computers Practically Apart And Put Them Back Together. I Have A Supercomputer I Built Over The Years Out Of Different Computers.

I’ve Always Liked Saturn. But I Also Have Some Sympathy For Pluto Because I Heard It’s Been Downgraded From A Planet, And I Think It Should Remain A Planet. Once You’ve Given Something Planetary Status It’s Kind Of Mean To Take It Away.

I Understand That Coffee And Cigarettes Are Cool, Fashionable And All That. But Agree The Tea With Cookies Still Taste Better.