No Heirloom Of Humankind Captures

After The Advent Of The Written Word, The Masses Who Could Not - Or Were Not Permitted To - Read, Were Given Sermons By The Few Who Could.

On The Stage You're There, It's Live. There's A Beginning, A Middle, An End. When Something Is Funny You Hear It Right Away.

I Am Not, And Have Never Been, In Favor Of Boycotting Israel.

You Always Draw On Your Experiences With Live Audiences To Know How To Do Comedy On Films. You're Working For A Laugh That May Or May Not Come Six Months Later, But You're Working In A Vacuum At The Time You Are Doing It.

Although I Am Deeply Grateful To A Great Many People, I Forgo The Temptation Of Naming Them For Fear That I Might Slight Any By Omission.