No Friendship Is An Accident.

A Holiday In A New Dress—can Earth Offer Anything More Enchanting?

The Most Notable Thing About Time Is That It Is So Purely Relative. A Large Amount Of Reminiscence Is, By Common Consent, Conceded To The Drowning Man; And It Is Not Past Belief That One May Review An Entire Courtship While Removing One's Gloves.

If There Was Ever An Aviary Overstocked With Jays It Is That Yaptouwn On The Hudson Called New York

Be Always Decent And Right In Your Home Town; And When You're On The Road, Never Take More Than Four Glasses Of Beer A Day Or Play Higher Than A Twenty-five-cent Limit.

All Great Men Have Declared That They Owe Their Sucess To The Aid And Encouragement Of Some Brilliant Woman.