Ninety-eight Per Cent Of Laughter

The Real Change That Paintings Undergo Is In The Perceptions Of The Viewer.

The Moon Puts On An Elegant Show, Different Every Time In Shape, Colour And Nuance.

Global Warming, The Ongoing Destruction Of The Planet, Third World Debt, The Uselessness Of The Railways, The Takeover By The Corporations, The Scary George Bush Person: All These Things Are Important And Should Be Animating Me Into Outrage. Yet Somehow They Do Not.

My Eyebrows Could Do With A Trim.

Acting In A Stage Play Is Like Working The Evening Shift In An Office.