Nice Things Are Nicer Than

He Who Truly Believes He Has A Hangover Has No Hangover.

I Am Always Incorrigibly Interested In The Behaviour Of The 'human Animal', And Look Forward To Perusing Divers Effusions Of Your Lively Pen.

If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is Little Point In Writing.

It's A Letdown If The Comedian Doesn't Finally Actually Really Sit On His Hat.

Work Was Like Cats Were Supposed To Be: If You Disliked And Feared It And Tried To Keep Out If Its Way, It Knew At Once And Sought You Out And Jumped On Your Lap And Climbed All Over You To Show How Much It Loved You. Please God, He Thought, Don't Let Me Die In Harness.