New York Is The Only

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.

In America, It Is Sport That Is The Opiate Of The Masses.

Newspaper People, Once Celebrated As Founts Of Ribald Humor And Uncouth Fun, Have Of Late Lost All Their Gaiety, And Small Wonder.

Skins Tanned To The Consistency Of Well-traveled Alligator Suitcases.

It Was Queen Elizabeth Who Made Me A Foreign Correspondent.