Never Put A Sock In

I Just Believe In The Goodwill Of People, The Power Of People To Do Something Positive.

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!

Cable Cars Are Fun - Everyone Gets On Board And Becomes A Rhesus Monkey.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

We Will Now Sing Forth, Hymn 405, 'oh God, What On Earth Is My Hairdo All About?