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The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, The More You've Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other.

Of Course Nothing Is Ever Done About A [presidential] Commission Report, Except, They Say, Once A Man At The State Prison For The Criminally Insane Actually Read One Once Clear Through. Then He Did Something About It. He Made A Bonfire That Lasted A Week.

I Hope We Never Live To See The Day When A Thing Is As Bad As Some Of Our Newspapers Make It.

The Trouble With Our Praying Is, We Just Do It As A Means Of Last Resort.

Rotation Of Crops And Less Automobiles Will Relieve The Farmers Whenever They Decide To Try It.