Never Insult Anyone By Accident.

The Universe Never Did Make Sense; I Suspect It Was Built On Government Contract.

I've Never Understood How God Could Expect His Creatures To Pick The One True Religion By Faith-it Strikes Me As A Sloppy Way To Run A Universe.

An Armed Society Is A Polite Society.

Consider The Black Widow Spider. It's A Timid Little Beastie, Useful And, For My Taste, The Prettiest Of The Arachnids, With Its Shiny, Patent-leather Finish And Its Red Hourglass Trademark. But The Poor Thing Has The Fatal Misfortune Of Possessing Enormously Too Much Power For Its Size. So Everybody Kills It On Sight.

It Seems To Me That Any Law That Is Not Enforced And Can't Be Enforced Weakens All Other Laws.