Never Go Anywhere You Have

I Never Go On The Net Or The Web, Or Whatever It's Called.

I Wanted To Be A Journalist, I Thought It Was Glamorous And That I'd Meet Beautiful Women In The Rain.

I Do Think 3d Has Seriously Improved, Since I Was A Boy. It's Fabulous.

I Did Actually Sit Down With A Blank Sheet Of Paper Once. I Think The Phone Rang And That Was The End Of My Literary Career.

I Have Never Owned A Computer. I Am One Of Those Weirdos. I've Never Needed A Computer. I'm Lucky That I Have A Job Where I'm Not Required To Use One.