Never Fight An Inanimate Object.

I'll Be 56 This Year, I've Got Two Kids, And I Think It's Probably Time To Go Back To Writing One-glove Jokes.

Only One Way To Cover A Story Like This, And Make That A Double, Bartender, Please.

Nobody Likes Insurance Companies, Especially Health Insurance Companies.

There Is Only One Basic Human Right, The Right To Do As You Damn Well Please.

Republicans Are The Party That Says Government Doesn't Work, And Then They Get Elected And Prove It.