Never Eat Spinach Just Before

Anyone Who Says Network News Cannot Be Profitable Doesn't Know What He Is Talking About. But Anyone Who Says It Must "always," Make Money Is Misguided And Irresponsible.

Now, I Know You Expected Me To Say That, Well, I Just Kick Back In The Rocking Chair, Fished A Little Bit, Listened To Willie Nelson Tapes And Watched Old Baseball Games On The Classic Sports Network. And, Tell You The Truth, I Have Done That For Maybe About Five Total Minutes.

Journalists Should Denounce Government By Public Opinion Polls.

I'm Of The Belief That You Can Have Only One Commander-in-chief At A Time, Only One President At A Time. President Bush Is Our President. Whatever He Decides Vis-a-vis War Or Peace In Iraq Is What We Will Do As A Country. And I For One Will Swing In Behind Him As A Citizen ... And Support Whatever His Decision Is.

When The Going Gets Weird, Anchormen Punt.