Never Contradict Anybody.

Experience Keeps A Dear School, But Fools Will Learn In No Other.

I Guess I Don't So Much Mind Being Old, As I Mind Being Fat And Old.

Those Who Beat Their Swords Into Plowshares Usually End Up Plowing For Those Who Kept Their Swords.

A Cheerful Face Is Nearly As Good For An Invalid As Healthy Weather.

Our Necessities Never Equal Our Wants.