Never Apologize For Your Success

Comedy Breaks Down Walls. It Frees Us For Just A Moment From The Ugliness Of This World.

Everybody Ages. Everybody Dies. There Is No Turning Back The Clock. So The Question In Life Becomes: What Are You Going To Do While You're Here

Because I Like That I Got An Ugly Girl's Personality. In Other Words, A Homely Girl Always Has To Develop That Muscle. And I Did. But The Good News Is That I Never Considered Myself Beautiful At All. And I Still Don't.

My Eyes Are Too Big, My Nose Is Too Flat, My Ears Stick Out, My Mouth Is Too Big And My Face Is Too Small... My Body Is Thin As A Clarinet And My Ankles Are So Skinny That I Wear Two Pairs Of Bobby Socks Because I Don't Want People To See How Thin They Are.

Family Has Always Been The Most Important Thing In My Life. The Only Real Goal That I Ever Had Was To Be A Good Mother.