Neither Irony Or Sarcasm Is

God And The Devil Are An Effort After Specialisation And Division Of Labour.

The History Of The World Is The Record Of The Weakness, Frailty And Death Of Public Opinion.

I Never Knew A Writer Yet Who Took The Smallest Pains With His Style And Was At The Same Time Readable.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

All Animals, Except Man, Know That The Principal Business Of Life Is To Enjoy It.