Neither Irony Or Sarcasm Is

Marriage Is Distinctly And Repeatedly Excluded From Heaven. Is This Because It Is Thought Likely To Mar The General Felicity?

The Dead Should Be Judged Like Criminals, Impartially, But They Should Be Allowed The Benefit Of The Doubt.

One Of The First Businesses Of A Sensible Man Is To Know When He Is Beaten, And To Leave Off Fighting At Once.

It Is Our Less Conscious Thoughts And Our Less Conscious Actions Which Mainly Mould Our Lives And The Lives Of Those Who Spring From Us.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.