Neither Irony Or Sarcasm Is

Justice While She Winks At Crimes, Stumbles On Innocence Sometimes.

One Of The First Businesses Of A Sensible Man Is To Know When He Is Beaten, And To Leave Off Fighting At Once.

No Mistake Is More Common And More Fatuous Than Appealing To Logic In Cases Which Are Beyond Her Jurisdiction.

Christ And The Church: If He Were To Apply For A Divorce On The Grounds Of Cruelty, Adultery And Desertion, He Would Probably Get One.

To Live Is Like To Love - All Reason Is Against It, And All Healthy Instinct For It.