A Plumber Is An Adventurer

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.