A Plumber Is An Adventurer

Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal But You Can't Make It Unpopular.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.