[n]o Party Is Any Fun

They Are Looking In Utter Darkness For That Which Has No Existence Whatsoever.

Given A Choice Between A Folly And A Sacrament, One Should Always Choose The Folly—because We Know A Sacrament Will Not Bring Us Closer To God And There’s Always The Chance That A Folly Will.

Anything Which Causes Trouble Has Special Merit In Their Eyes.

A Good Portion Of Speaking Will Consist In Knowing How To Lie.

In The Kingdom Of The Blind, The One-eyed Man Is King.