My Wife's Hands Are Very

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

Can She Sing? She's Practically A Florence Nightingale.

You've Got To Take The Bitter With The Sour.

What We Need Now Is Some New, Fresh Clichés.

I Had A Monumental Idea This Morning, But I Didn't Like It.