My Wife And I, We

There Are A Lot Of Myths About My Injuries. They Say I Have Broken Every Bone In My Body. Not True. But I Have Broken 35 Bones. I Had Surgery 14 Times To Pin And Plate. I Shattered My Pelvis. I Forget All Of The Things That Have Broke.

I Am A Lucky, Lucky Person.

I Think I Coulda Landed On A Dime. I Really Do.

I Went Through Life Big-bang-banda-boom-bada-boom.

When You're Mad At Someone, It's Probably Best Not To Break His Arm With A Baseball Bat.