My Wife And I Have

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .