My Wife And I Have

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?