My Voice Is Clotted With

Mind Your Own Brazilian!" The Words Fly Out Of My Mouth Before I Can Stop Them. Oops. Ok. The Trick When You've Said Something Embarrassing By Mistake Is Not To Overreact. Instead, Keep Your Chin Up And Pretend Nothing Happened.

Jeez Louise. I Know Why Rich People Are So Thin: It's From Trekking Around Their Humongous Houses The Whole Time.

Being A Journalist Is Good If You Want To Write Books: It Teaches You To Get Beyond The Blank Screen. My Books Have Been Described As Froth But There's Scope To Be Witty And Ironic About Everything In Life.

My Childhood Was Spent Embracing One Literary Heroine After Another. I Identified Passionately With Each One And Would Slavishly Imitate Them.

Everyone Knows Revenge Is A Dish Best Served When You've Had Enough Time To Build Up Enough Vitriol And Fury.