My Unconscious Knows More About

War Is, At First, The Hope That One Will Be Better Off; Next, The Expectation That The Other Fellow Will Be Worse Off; Then, The Satisfaction That He Isn't Any Better Off; And, Finally, The Surprise At Everyone's Being Worse Off.

A Bibliophile Has Approximately The Same Relationship To Literature As A Philatelist To Geography.

Psychoanalysis Is That Mental Illness For Which It Regards Itself As Therapy.

If Children Had Been Told That They Could Not Blow Their Noses, This Alone Would Make Adults Blush.

One Of The Most Widespread Diseases Is Diagnosis.