My Songs Can Make You

I Don't Think I Ever Thought Of Myself As Superman. But There Were People Who Thought Of Me That Way, And Maybe I Believed Them A Little.

Britney Spears Has Shoulders Like A Man.

Slim Shady Is Just The Evil Thoughts That Come Into My Head. Things I Shouldn't Be Thinking About. Not To Be Gimmicky, But People Should Be Able To Determine When I'm Serious And When I'm F... Around. That's Why A Lot Of My Songs Are Funny. I Got A Warped Sense Of Humor I Guess.

What Are Friends ? Friends Are People That You Think Are Your Friends But They Really Your Enemies, With Secret Indentities And Disguises, To Hide They True Colors So Just When You Think You Close Enough To Be Brothers They Wanna Come Back And Cut Your Throat When You Ain't Lookin'.

To The People I Forgot, You Weren't On My Mind For Some Reason And You Probably Don't Deserve Any Thanks Anyway.