My Purpose Is To Entertain

I'm Not Going To Write For Posterity. I'm Going To Write To Make A Buck.

If Work Was A Good Thing, The Rich Would Have It All And Not Let You Do It.

If It Sounds Like Writing, I Rewrite It.

I Started Out Of Course With Hemingway When I Learned How To Write. Until I Realized Hemingway Doesn't Have A Sense Of Humor. He Never Has Anything Funny In His Stories.

Try Not To Write The Parts That People Skip.