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I Just Don't Identify Myself With A Place. I Just Don't Get It. Like, Why Am I Cheering For This Town? Towns Are Good And Bad But They Don't Have Principles, Constitutions. You Wouldn't Go To War For Your Town.

What Is Comedy? Comedy Is The Art Of Making People Laugh Without Making Them Puke.

It's Not Tipping I Believe In. It's Overtipping.

There's Someone Out There For Everyone - Even If You Need A Pickaxe, A Compass, And Night Goggles To Find Them.

You Want To Be A Bit Compulsive In Your Art Or Craft Or Whatever You Do.