My Problem Has Always Been

I Think One Reason People Play Golf Is It Allows Them To Obsess About Something Other Than The Daily Crap. It Takes Your Mind Off That.

If There Is Hell, It Was Modeled After Junior High School.

In Four Days, I Experienced Five Seasons. It Was Thirty, It Was Sixty, It Was Ninety, Then It Was Twelve! And On The Last Day, There Was Thunder, Lightning, And Snow - Together! And I Hadn't Done Drugs.

I Have N'sync And Aerosmith And Britney Spears. I Have A Trifecta From Hell.

Sometimes I Wonder Does God Just Not Care Are Is He To Busy Ignoring Your Prayers